Go the fuck to sleep..

OH MY GOSH. This is the most hilarious thing I think I've ever read in my whole life! It's called "Go the fuck to sleep", a book written by Adam Mansbach. It's written and illustrated like a childrens bedtime story would be.. but meant 100% for adults. Please do not read this to your children! Lol! If you are a parent, and have a sense of humor, you'll love this.


Here is a little excerpt.


"The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep.


The windows are dark in the town, child.
The whales huddle down in the deep.
I'll read you one very last book if you swear..
..you'll go the fuck to sleep.


The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep.
I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying.
Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep."


SO FUNNNNNNYYYYYYY!


C